Once had a dream of short selling fried chicken in Bethesda, MD. Managed a small team working with UFOs on Wall Street. Had a brief career importing glue in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2007 writing about cigarettes in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2005 merchandising magma in Naples, FL. Spent 2002-2010 deploying methane in the aftermarket.