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Name

Ipstenu (Mika Epstein)

About Me

(She/Her) Retired WordPress Plugin Review Team Rep, forums helper, Half-Elf Rogue, TV lover, LGBTQ+ Activist.

Website URL

https://halfelf.org

Current Location

West Coast, USA

WordPress Origin Story

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit real tight
I’ll tell you how I became a guru of WordPress Multisite

In WordPress bloggin’ born and raised
In support forums is where I spent most of my days.
Hanging, helping, debugging all cool
And all .htaccessing like a fool.
Till a couple Canadians, up to no good,
Starting pushin’ MU in my neighborhood.
I coded one little plugin, my wife got scared,
She said “You’re writing all this code on your Macbook air!

I spoke at a WordCamp and then it came clear,
The job offer was fresh, and it came with good beer!
If anything I could say that WordPress was fair,
And I thought, “Hey, just fork it! Yo, homes dye my hair!”

I logged in to Slack ’bout 7 or 8
And I said to the meetup “Here”, it was great
I looked at the make blogs
It was finally true!
I’m a guru of WordPress and Multisite too.

Job Title

Half-Elf

Interests

LGBTQIA+, queer, television, climate change, politics, bagels

WordPress Usage

Personal, Business

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